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Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !... more

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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !... more

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What did one frog say.to the other? Times sure fun when youre having flies!... more


Heaven And Hell Jokes Category:

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A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more

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A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more

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A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more

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A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more

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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more

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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more

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A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are... more

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A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more

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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more

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A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more

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A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more

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A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more

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An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more

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An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more

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Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more

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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more

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How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more

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In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more

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It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, pa--ed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more

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Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more

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Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more

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One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more

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One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more

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President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more

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Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more

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So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more

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St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w... more

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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more







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