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1.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What goes zzub, zzub ?A bee flying backwards !... more

2.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!... more

3.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.... more

4.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!... more


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"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." Sh... more

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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the... more

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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wro... more

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A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garb... more

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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all quest... more

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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, li... more

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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then so... more

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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, an... more

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A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one... more

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A little girl was next in line. My names Curtain, she said.I hope your first name is not Agnate ?No, its velvet !... more

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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" sh... more

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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continue... more

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A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across t... more

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A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cats tail.Hey you! he shouted, dont pull the cats tail !Im no... more

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mot... more

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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lords prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother.... more

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A naughty child was irritating all the pa--engers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it... more

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wid... more

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A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old cla-- students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The... more

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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so... more

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A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort L... more

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "Whats the m... more

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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had k--sed her after cla--. "How did that happe... more

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Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher tol... more

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As two boys were pa--ing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball."Is this yours" he asked"... more

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Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske... more

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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I dont think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says hell be a rich man wh... more

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d--k and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted d--k.d--k! said their father... more

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Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?He ended up in a flea circus !... more

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Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet !... more





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