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What goes zzub, zzub ?A bee flying backwards !... more

2.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!... more

3.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.... more

4.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more

5.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!... more


Birthday Jokes Category:

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more

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"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more

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"Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more

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"My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more

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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more

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A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more

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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more

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BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more

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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more

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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more

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Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more

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Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more

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Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more

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Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!... more

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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more

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For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more

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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more

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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more

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Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more





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