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31.   Category: Book t--le jokes  0 stars
Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry... more

32.   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Annabel !Annabel who ?Annabel would be useful on this door !... more

33.   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Cosi !Cosi who ?Cosi has to !... more

34.   Category: Heaven and hell jokes  0 stars
How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more

35.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Insurance agent to would-be client: "Dont let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in... more



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31.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more

32.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more

33.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more

34.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more

35.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more

36.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more

37.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!... more

38.   Category: Bath jokes  0 stars
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more

39.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by floode... more

40.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more

41.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more

42.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more

43.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more

44.   Category: Book t--le jokes  0 stars
Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more

45.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying gla--!... more

46.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a nei... more

47.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more

48.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more

49.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more

50.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... more

51.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more

52.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more

53.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more

54.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more

55.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more

56.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more

57.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more

58.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more

59.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more

60.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more







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