| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 3. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more
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| 6. | Category: Money jokes |
| Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more
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| 7. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another gla-- of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more
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| 11. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more
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| 12. | Category: Book t--le jokes |
| Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy... more
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| 13. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more
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| 14. | Category: Bird jokes |
| David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad att--ude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more
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| 15. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more
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| 16. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 17. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| 18. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| 19. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 20. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more
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| 21. | Category: Divorce jokes |
| Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... more
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| 22. | Category: Political jokes |
| Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood s--king creatures... more
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| 23. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes... more
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| 24. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second... more
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| 25. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 26. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more
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| 27. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it.... more
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| 28. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove... more
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| 29. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful... more
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| 30. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se... more
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