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1.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more

2.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more

3.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!... more

4.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?A. She kept throwing out all the Ws.... more

5.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more



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1.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more

2.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more

3.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more

4.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws cla--room. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more

5.   Category: Book t--le jokes  0 stars
Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face... more

6.   Category: Book t--le jokes  0 stars
Tape Recording for Beginners by Ca-- Ette... more

7.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

10.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more

11.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more

12.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more

13.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more

14.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more

15.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more

16.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more

17.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more

18.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more

19.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more

20.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more

21.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more

22.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: La--ie !... more

23.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more

24.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more

25.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more

26.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the cla--room today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more

27.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop pa--ing notes.Pupil : Were not pa--ing notes. Were playing cards !... more

28.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more

29.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more

30.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more





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