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31.   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there ?Clown !Clown who ?Clown for the count !... more

32.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... more

33.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more

34.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more

35.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.... more



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31.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more

32.   Category: Old age jokes  0 stars
Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more

33.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel directors office. "What is the meaning o... more

34.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more

35.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more

36.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more

37.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday... more

38.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he pa--ed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "... more

39.   Category: Bed jokes  0 stars
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more

40.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more

41.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more

42.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking... more

43.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Shes so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.... more

44.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more

45.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more

46.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Shingles were loose on Pennocks roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why dont you mend the roof... more

47.   Category: Book t--le jokes  0 stars
Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats... more

48.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!""But sarge, thats a hydrant!... more

49.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more

50.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more

51.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I dont know," Sid repli... more

52.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home... more

53.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more

54.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."... more

55.   Category: Book t--le jokes  0 stars
Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe... more

56.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more

57.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more

58.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state... more

59.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... more

60.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way Im going ?... more







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