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31.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!... more

32.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more

33.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more

34.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Doctor, Doctor Ive lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?... more

35.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.... more



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31.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: What is the best part of the camp?One wise guy answered, G... more

32.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the... more

33.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began... more

34.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more

35.   Category: Cat jokes  0 stars
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more

36.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more

37.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we w... more

38.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that... more

39.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more

40.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.... more

41.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more

42.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more

43.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.... more

44.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio... more

45.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very compet--ive... more

46.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him.... more

47.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other... more

48.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more

49.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more

50.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more

51.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-a--ured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the p... more

52.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and bu... more

53.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mothers broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it... more

54.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating gra-- by the road side. He order... more

55.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more

56.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" sa... more

57.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more

58.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they turned around an... more

59.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blond... more

60.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a... more







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